DESIRE & TIYA BOO
ALL ABOUT US
TIYA BOO INTERVIEW DESIRE*
*TIYA BOO & THE CAMRA MAN GOES UP TO DESIRE, WHILE DESIRE WALKING TO HER CAR.*
TIYA BOO : Hey Desire , Imma Ask You A Few Questions About YourSelf. Do You Mind ?
DESIRE: Can You Just Hurry Up *
TIYA BOO: Whats The Rush ?
DESIRE: You Ask Alot Of Questions.
TIYA BOO: Okay Can I Just Ask You A Few Questions, Please ?
DESIRE:Well You Already Asking Questions. Go Ahead & Why The Camra Man Here ? Whats Going On ? *
TIYA BOO: Im Interveiwing All The Popular Celebritys ! Is That Cool Wit You ?
DESIRE: Yeah, Lets Do It . *Desire Fix Her Hair*
TIYA BOO:Ok, Whats Your Real Name ?
DESIRE: Monia , Whats Your Real Name ?
TIYA BOO: Im Asking The Questions Here , So When Im Done , You Do You ! Okay ?
DESIRE: Well Excuse Me ... With Tour Stink Attitude. *Desire Roll Her Eyes*
TIYA BOO:Sorry Ms.Desire,Ok How Old "R" U ?
DESIRE: Im Old Enough . Thank U *
TIYA BOO: I Need A Number Ms. Desire
DESIRE: You Want My Number ? Well My Minutes Is Free At 9:00 O Clock PM On Mondays Through Thursdays !
*Camra Man Started To Laugh*
TIYA BOO: *Tiya Boo Gets Mad* Oh My Jesus NO ! I Want Your Age. *
DESIRE: HEY ! Dont Catch A Anger . & Jesus Not Here,Thats Why He Send You Down Here So He Can Get A Break From You. & I Dont Blame Him. *
TIYA BOO: LISTEN ! Just Tell Me About YourSelf *
DESIRE: Okay, My Favorite Color Is Purple. I Love To Eat & HangOut With My Pals. I Rep My Group BRU, You ALready Know* Shout Outs To Them. Um ... Im A Mean Type, That Means I Get Mad When I Wanna Get Mad. I Joke Around Alot & Im Very Nice. Just Dont Get On My Bad Side. I Dont Like Fake People, So I Would Put You On The Spot. Im Mad Cool To Chill With. I Love Music, & Oh Yeah Shout Outs To Young Money. Drake Called My House Yesterday Talking About ... * Desire Pause* My Bad Its Personal , We Still On T.V. *Desire Smile*
TIYA BOO: Hold On Now , Keep Going About You & Drake.
DESIRE: Why ? Thats Me & His Buisness , Fall Back Ms ... *Desire Pause*
TIYA BOO: Ms.Turner
DESIRE: Oh So Your Tina Turner ? Hold On , No Your Tina Turner Sister Right ?
TIYA BOO: No, My Stage Name Is Tiya Boo , But My Real Name Is Latiya Turner *
DESIRE: Okay , So Your Tina Turner Sister, RIGHT ?
TIYA BOO: NO, Im Not *
DESIRE: You Dont Got To Be A Shame, I Know Your Sister Got Beat Up By Her EX-Husband. Its Gunna Be Okay*
TIYA BOO: Can We Just Switch The Subject , Please .
DESIRE: Okay, Ms.Turner. *Desire Smile*
TIYA BOO: What Do You Do For Living ?
DESIRE: I Live ! *Desire & The Camra Man Laugh*
TIYA BOO: *Roll Her Eyes* Desire What Do You Do ?
DESIRE: Oh , Then Say That Next Time.* Desire & The Camra Man Giggle Alittle* I Rap, Write Storys, I Write Songs For People, I Dance & Do Me *
TIYA BOO: Any Realtionships ?
DESIRE: *Desire Look At Tiya Boo Up & Down* Why You Wanna Know ?
TIYA BOO: Just Curious, No Reason.
DESIRE: Next Question.
TIYA BOO:I Mean Come On , R U Single Or U Got A Man ? Let Us Know.
DESIRE: * Desire Roll Her Eyes* Single.
TIYA BOO: R U Looking ?
DESIRE: Looking For What ?
TIYA BOO: For A Man.
DESIRE: I Got A Man.
TIYA BOO: You Just Said Your Single.
DESIRE:No, I Said Single. I Didnt Say I Was Single, Pay Attention Ms. Turner. You See Thats How Your Sister TINA TURNER Got Beat Up, Cus She Was'nt Paying ATTENTION !
TIYA BOO: Listen , Thats Not My Sister .
DESIRE: Okay , What Ever You Say Gurl.
TIYA BOO:This Is The Last & Serious Question. R U & Drake Messing Around.
DESIRE: Thats My Man. What You Think, Let Me Ask You A Question.
TIYA BOO: Thats Your Man ? & Okay, What You Wanna Ask ?
DESIRE: Yeah Thats My Man, We Getting Married On My Birthday & My Question Is Can I Interview You ?
TIYA BOO: Um No, This Is My Job.
DESIRE: Well Im Taking Over. * Desire Snatch The Microphone*
TIYA BOO: Hey , You Cant Do That.
DESIRE: Just Did, Cut The Camra Off . We Taking A Comercial Break Before I Interview This Chick.
*Camra Man Cut Off Camra*
TIYA BOO: Desire , What R U DOING ? * Tiya Boo Screams*
DESIRE: Now Look , If You Wanna KEEP Your Life , You Proably Dont Wanna Scream At Me Again. Okay Turner.
TIYA BOO: WhatEver , Just Give Me My Microphone Back.
DESIRE: Lets Make A Bet. I Interview You & You Can Use Me As Your Interview Report, WhatEver You Do !
TIYA BOO: Interview Report ? Look I Dont Care But Make It Fast *
DESIRE:Yeah , This Gunna Be GOOD. *Desire Smile*
DESIRE INTERVIEW TIYA BOO !
DESIRE:Okay Camra Guy, Imma Tell You When To Put The Camra Back On.
CAMRA MAN:Okay Honey *Camra Man Wink *
DESIRE: Before We Start. Dont Ever Call Me Any Sweet Names. Like "Honey, Baby, Cutie Pie, Darling, Honey Bun & Beyond. I Got A Man , & Thats Drizzy. R We Clear ? *Desire Smack The Camra Man Hat Off His Head.
CAMRA MAN: Yes Mam.
DESIRE: Okay, & Dont Pick Up That Hat.
*Camra Man Nod His Head*
TIYA BOO: That Was Mean.
DESIRE: *Look AT Tiya Boo Up & Down* Hush Up. Okay Roll Camra !
*Camra Man Put On Camra*
DESIRE: Hey ! This Desire Interviewing Ms. Tiya Boo. Before We Start I Wanna Shout Out My Niggas At Home. Yo BRU ! Whats Good Baby. You Already Know , When I Come Home Hook Up That Fried Chicken & Hot Sauce. Yo Mommy , Whats Good. My Daddy , All My Family. Yo Lovely , We Gunna Rob That Chicken Spot On The Corner From The Dice, You Feel Me ?
*Camra Man Laugh*
TIYA BOO: You Know You On T.V Right ?
DESIRE: You Know You Getting On My Nerves Right ?
TIYA BOO: *Roll Her Eyes*
DESIRE: Roll Your Eyes Again, Imma Roll Them Big Mother F... *Desire Pause* Imma Lady , Imma Just Calm Down & Relax.
TIYA BOO: Ok , Can We Start ..
DESIRE: HOLD ON. WE START WHEN I SAY START.
*Desire Fix Her Hair*
DESIRE: Okay, Lets Start ! Today Imma Interview Tiya Boo About What She Do & How She Live ! *Turn To Tiya Boo* What Do You Do Ms.Boo ?
TIYA BOO: I Interview Celebritys.
DESIRE: Tell Me About YourSelf.
TIYA BOO: Well, My Real Name Is Latiya Turner. I Love Chilling With My Friends. Boys Is My Favorite Topic , But I Got A Man. I Love To Laugh Alot , & Joke Around. I Have A Major Attitude With Certain People. I Dont Like Fake People AT All. I Love To Eat & Act Crazy. Um... * Desire Cut Her Off*
DESIRE: Okay Too Much Info ! Next Question. Who's Ur Man ?
TIYA BOO: Um .. U Dont Know Him ! Next Question Please.
DESIRE: NO ! I Say Next Question, Im The Boss Here. Now Who's Ur Man ?
TIYA BOO: Tuh . Ur So Rude. Well Since You Wanna Know So Bad, His Name Is Ty...
DESIRE:Ty What ?
TIYA BOO:TYGA ! I SAID IT .
DESIRE: Young Money ?
TIYA BOO: Yes Yes Yes Yes ! Okay ?
DESIRE: * Turn To Camra Guy* Do You Got This On Camra ?
CAMRA GUY: Yes Mam !
DESIRE: *Look At Tiya Boo* Well Well Well ... Was That Hard To Say ?
TIYA BOO: Look , Can We Hurry Up Here ?
DESIRE: Listen Ms.Boo , Hold Ur Horses . Okay ? Now , Why Was That Hard To Say ?
TIYA BOO: Because , Nobody Need To Know Our Buisness.
DESIRE: Well I Been Knew ! *Desire Laugh*
*Tiya Boo Was Shocked*
TIYA BOO: WHAT ! So So , You Did This On Purpose ?
DESIRE: No , I Did This To Prove A Point ! You See You Gather Alot Of Celebritys Information That They Dont wanna Share, So Feel Our Pain. But It's Okay , You & Tyga ! R A Good Couple. Hope He Wont Bite. *Desire Laugh* You Get It ? Tyga ... Bites ...
*SILENCE*
DESIRE: *Clear Her Throat* Okay Um... I Think Thats It.
TIYA BOO: How You Knew ?
DESIRE: Im Dating Drake , Ur Dating Tyga ! Their Both In Young Money. Duh...
TIYA BOO:CUT THE CAMRA OFF !
DESIRE:Aye Aye Aye ! Im The Boss , So I Say When To Cut The CAMRA OFF !
TIYA BOO: The Bet Is Off .
DESIRE: Bet ? Girl Please ! Listen Camra Guy Keep It On. I Aint Done Yet. Now Ms.Boo Tell The World Why You Kill Animals For Fun ?
TIYA BOO: WHAT ! Desire What R You Talking About ?
DESIRE: Listen Young Lady .. You Know What Im talking About !
TIYA BOO: NO ! I Dont Kill Animals.
DESIRE: Oh So You Kill Then ?
TIYA BOO: I Dont Kill Nothing.
*Desire Use Jamaican Voice*
DESIRE: You Blood Fire Lieing Gal.
TIYA BOO: WHAT ? IM NOT LIEING !
DESIRE: Shut The Bad Man Blood Clock Up !
*Camra Man Started To Laugh*
TIYA BOO: Ok Desire. Can We Stop ?
*Desire Talk Regular*
DESIRE: Ask Me That Question One More Time. You Will Be On Channel 7 News ! Play With Me If You Want To.
TIYA BOO: Channel 7 News ?
DESIRE: Yup & Its Gunna Say " We Have A Report Of A Murdering Case Of Latiya Turner But People Call Her Tiya Boo. She Been Hunged Up On A Tree With Her Camra Guy Right Next To Her. The Reason Why This Happen Because Tiya Boo Talk Too Much & She Made Desire Mad , So Desire Gave Her The Buisness !
*Camra Guy Started To Laugh Hard, But Then He Realize She Said He Gunna Be Next To Her. So He Stop Laughing.*
* Tiya Boo Wanted To Laugh , But She Didnt*
TIYA BOO: WOW , Okay ! This Is Crazy.
DESIRE: I Told You Dont Mess With Me. Now Next Question.
*Desire Phone Ring*
CALLER ID : Drizzy Drake !
DESIRE : R We On Live ?
TIYA BOO: Yeah , We On Channel 13 !
DESIRE: Good, My Baby Calling Me. Hold On. Keep Rolling That Camra !
*Desire Answer Phone*
DESIRE; Hey Boo !
DRAKE: Whats Good Girl ! You Know You The Best I Ever Had Right ?
* Desire Giggle*
DESIRE: Boy Stop Playing !
DRAKE: Yeah Girl , You R !
DESIRE: Okay Baby, Guess What ? Im On Channel 13 Now !
DRAKE: I Know I See You Girl !
DESIRE :*Desire Wave To The Camra* Hey Baby !
DRAKE:*Drake Laugh* Do Your Thing Boo.
DESIRE: You Already Know. *Look At Tiya Boo & Whisper On The Phone* But This Chick Tiya Boo Be Wilding. She Ask Alot Of Questions, Thats Why I Had To Let Her Know Who The Boss Baby. You Feel Me ?
DRAKE: Yeah Boo I Feel You, Dont Let That Chick Destroy Who You R ! Look At Her Hair, She Need It Done Now ! Its Calling FOR Help.
DESIRE: Tuh. Who You Telling Boo ! I Dont Know Why Tyga Bothering That ! *Laugh On The Phone*
DRAKE: Yeah I Ask That Nigga That Yesteday. She Thought She Was Fancy Huh ?
DESIRE:*Laugh So Hard* You Crazy Boy !
TIYA BOO:*Tiya Boo Roll Her Eyes* I Know Ya'll Talking About Me !
DESIRE: *Desire Grill Her & Talk More On The Phone* She Said She Know We Talking About Her. She Swear She Know It All ! * Laugh On The Phone*
DRAKE: Yeah I Heard Her & I Can See Her Too. She Better hush Up Before You Shut It Down Down Down .. * Drake Sings A Lil* This Girl Aint Got Nothing On You ..
DESIRE: Aw Baby.. You So Sweet ! You See Thats Why I Love You.
DRAKE: Yup, Thats Why I Found Your Loving & I Found Your Heart !
DESIRE: Yes You Did ! * Giggles *
CAMRA GUY: Um Ms. Desire... * Desire Cut Him Off *
DESIRE:WHAT ! You See Me On The Phone Right ?
CAMRA GUY : Yes , Im Sorry . Go Ahead !
DESIRE; Listen Babe, Imma Finish This Interview & After Im Done Imma Call You Back Boo.
DRAKE: Okay Baby . I Love You !
DESIRE: I Love Yoy Too. * Blow Kiss To The Camra*
*Hang Up The Phone*
DESIRE: Ya'll Dont See Me On The Phone With My Man ! Huh ?
TIYA BOO: Yes We Saw You. Can We Finish This ?
DESIRE: -__- What Did I Tell You ? Thats ONE Question !
TIYA BOO: That Im Gunna Be On Channel 7 News, & Your The Boss. *Roll Her Eyes*
DESIRE: Girl You Got One More Time To Roll Them.... GIRL ! *She Balled Up Her Fist*
TIYA BOO: Listen, Dont Think You Can Come Here & Take Over My Show Ms.DESIRE !
DESIRE: Tuh. I Think I Already Did !
TIYA BOO:No This Is My Show, So Respect It !
DESIRE: What Show ? You Interview People !
TIYA BOO: This Is The "TIYA BOO INTERVIEW" ! Sounds Hot Huh ?
*SILENCE*
DESIRE:Yeah Im Glad I Took Over ! Look Lets Just Say I Took Over The Show & We Can Be Done With This !
TIYA BOO: NO NO NO !
CAMRA GUY: LOOK , CAN WE JUST END THIS ! BOTH OF YA'LL TOOK OVER THE SHOW ! THIS SHOULD BE " DESIRE & TIYA BOO COMING AT YOU"
*Desire & Tiya Boo Look At Eachother & Smile*
DESIRE: Its Good Because My Name Is First !
TIYA BOO: PLEASE ! Why Her Name Gotta Be First ?
CAMRA GUY: Does It Really Matter ?
DESIRE: No It Dont , So Get Over It !
TIYA BOO: Yeah, What Ever .
*Camra Guy Smile*
DESIRE: But One More Thing . * She Look At The Camra Guy* If You Yell At Us Like That One More Time, You Gunna Be On A NewsPaper Article Saying "HE WAS LOST NOW HE'S FOUND" ! With A Picture Of You & A Camra Up Your (Beep) ! So Dont (Beep) With Me ! Understand ?!?!?!
CAMRA GUY: Yes Ms.Desire
TIYA BOO:*Tiya Boo Laughed* Your So Funny !
DESIRE:*Desire Laughed* THANK U !
TIYA BOO: Your Cool With Me, Thanks For Being On My Show.
DESIRE: No Problem !
TIYA BOO: After Im Done With This , Lets Go Out For Some Drinks.
DESIRE: Okay, Lets Go To My House.
TIYA BOO: Even Better ! *Smile*
DESIRE: Your Cool With Me Too.
*Desire & Tiya Boo Hugs*
CAMRA GUY: This Is Beautiful !
DESIRE: *Looks At The Camra Guy*-__- BOY !
CAMRA GUY: SORRY !
TIYA BOO: *Laugh* Okay So Now What ?
DESIRE:Um ... Me & My Man Said A Lil Rude Comments About You ... But Since We're Cool .. Its Okay Right ?
TIYA BOO: Yeah I Know Ya'll Was ... But What Was Ya'll Saying ?
DESIRE: Dont Worry About That . *Looks At The Camra* Okay Thank You For Watching "TIYA BOO INTERVIEW".
TIYA BOO: Next Interview For Tomorrow Is Justin Bieber ! Bye Bye. *Desire & Tiya Boo Smile & Pose*
*Camra Guy Turn Off Camra*
DESIRE: Dont You Know We Got All That Stuff On Live T.V. & Your Boss Probably Saw It All ?
TIYA BOO: Yeah ..... Imma Get Fired .....
TIYA BOO
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